We were out at the Seattle Pride Parade today and found an unexpected group marching along: the Seattle Atheists, accompanied by representatives of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in full pirate regalia, and the Monster Himself! Here’s proof of His Presence:
The Monster deigned to walk towards me and to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. I instantly became a Pastafarian, and haven’t recovered from the mystic experience. Teach the controversy!